I noticed no one had any chords for this song and was deeply displeased, so I learned it by ear. Written by John Curulewski Lead Vocals by John Curulewski Intro: E D A E E Em Did you ever in your life before D A E Feel as bad as this? E Em Did you ever in good time think D A E My life had gone amiss? Em A Now I feel I've been unfair Em A 'cause I catch you hanging there. E Em Did you ever in your life before D A E Feel as bad as this? [Same Chords throughout song] God knows I tried a half a year But it didn't do no good. My damnedest try to make it work, I knew it never would. Now there's nothin' wrong with you, And there's nothing you could ever do. God knows I tried a half a year But it didn't do no good. The times were good, But over now, A pleasant memory. I'm sorry, there's another face One that's close to me. You know 'bout what I learned And there's no stone left unturned. The times were good, But over now, A pleasant memory. (sigh) [Stops] E Don't sit on the Plexiglas toilet B Said the momma to her son E Wipe the butt clean with the paper A Make it nice for everyone E B E B But don't sit down on the Plexiglas toilet yeah [Same Chords for rest] A boy of 5 stands close to the toilet Holds the lid up with one hand Won't let go the lid for fear that On his banana it will land Don't sit down on the Plexiglas toilet yeah Boy goes up he eats the enchilada With the sauce that burns the heart Family comes to visit family Momma says don't belch and fart Don't sit on the Plexiglas toilet Said the momma to her son Wipe the butt clean with the paper Make it nice for everyone But don't sit down on the Plexiglas toilet yeah Everybody Sing! Don't sit on the Plexiglas toilet Said the momma to her son Wipe the butt clean with the paper Make it nice for everyone But don't sit down on the Plexiglas toilet yeah Don't sit on the Plexiglas toilet Said the momma to her son Wipe the butt clean with the paper Make it nice for everyone But don't sit down on the Plexiglas toilet yeah Fun Song.